Now ve take your guns. Do not vurry, you can trust us. Ve vill protect you even zough ve are under no legal obligation to do so. Ve have been given a gift from our Chinese und American friends und ve vill not squunder it. Our golden opportunity for a "reset" has arrived und kameraden, Ve vill seize ze power now vhile ze people are afraid. vhile zay beg for scraps yah? It vill be so glorious as to make our forefazers very proud! Ve have done very vell at making ze people afraid … und of something so relatively trivial. Can you imagine? I never vould have believed it possible. Ve even have a new Juden – ze unvaccinated yah !? Ze vaccinated are afraid of ze unvaccinated! Can you believe it?
So very proud indeed.
However, you must inform us if your neighbors exhibit behavior that goes against ze good of ze people. Ve all must be vigilant und tell ze police vhen ozers exhibit signs of free thought. This must not be allowed! ze lockdowns must continue in order to prevent unfriendly information from being shared. Those that do share unfriendly information must be isolated, vilified und removed.

Do not forget, soon ve vill have a robust list of things you can und cannot have und things you can und cannot do. Happy times are ahead for us all kameraden. Once ze list is published, ve can continue all legal activities und soon ve vill tell you vhat activities remain so.

All Hail Crime Minister Trudolf Shitler !